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Do bodyguards need trainers

Hey Kamio -- do you think I need a stronger core, leaner physique and less fat?

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[ooc: question stemming from this highly disturbing conversation with Inui]

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If you want to protect him better, it would be good if you could actually handle a throng of obsessed fans.

I can handle those fans! Or at least... I could if they weren't all girls. How do you man-handle a girl wearing.... so little.... without it being indecent?!

Just don't grab the parts that can get you punched in the face.

Haven't you seen? Those parts are the only bits that are covered with material! Where would you grab?

You've never been with a lady, have you?

Yes, but only when she wanted me to grab her in the places I can't touch here!

Okay, we're going to practise so you don't get creamed.

.... couldn't we find someone else to practice on?

Do you know any girls that are going to be willing to let you practise on them?

Well.... no. But.... WHAT ARE YOUR BOOBS EVEN MADE OF?

You just made my point for me.

A butler never reveals their secrets.

You're going to be revealing a lot more than that if we go down this path.

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NO!

~~I like your fat ass the way it is.~~

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Really? Shishido reckons I'm not moving your girls out the way enough.

It's fine.

I'm not aiming for fine! I'm aiming for SUPER GREAT MOMO SPECIAL BODY GUARDING!

FINE IS GOOD. STAY WITH FINE.

WHY? YOU JUST COULDN'T COPE IF I SHOWED YOUR SCRAWNY BODY UP MORE?!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR BODY. STOP BEING A GIRL.

HO! YOU THINK I'M A GIRL? THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING THE DATA GUY'S DIET AND I'M GOING TO GET A BETTER BODY THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED!

SUCK. IT. UP.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO IMAGINE ANYTHING ELSE WHEN I LIKE YOUR BODY THE WAY IT IS

I MEAN

LKFJLSS

BAKA

.... you do?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT. DUMB ASS.

You!

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Could you be any more obvious?

Than what? Are we out of food?

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