Super great muscle

[supergreatmomo]

So.... Inui-san... I'd like to give this training regime a go. How much will it cost?

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[ridingtherhythm]

Oh no you didn't.

[inui]

Nothing. I'll be emailing you the regimen shortly.

[supergreatmomo]

Excellent!

Uh... where do I get these 'juice mixes' from? Are they like energy drinks?

[inui]

I'll send them to you overnight. Most of them are protein based to help you lose fat and gain some muscle.

I've emailed a menu that you should really focus on following.

[supergreatmomo]

What do they taste like?

It looks kinda limited ... how much focus?

[inui]

Most are sweet and/or citrus-tasting. One is more grassy in nature.

You get one day a week to "cheat," but you do need to be careful not to undo the previous six days of effort.

A workout regimen is also included. It's circuit training to make sure that your body changes evenly.

[ridingtherhythm]

Oh no, I'm making burgers tonight but they seem too full of fat for your menu.

[inui]

Lean meats are acceptable, such as turkey. Perhaps topped with lettuce, tomato, and avocado. I recommend no buns though. A lettuce wrap would be very good.

[ridingtherhythm]

THEY WON'T BE LEAN BODYGUARD STEALER.

[inui]

I'm not trying to steal your bodyguard, Kamio. I don't need one.

[ridingtherhythm]

YOU MIGHT.

[inui]

I don't. I'm a hockey player. I know how to fight.

[ridingtherhythm]

If you don't stop telling my bodyguard what to do, you'll have yourself a fight.

[inui]

I'm not telling him what to do. I'm giving him nutritional advice.

[ridingtherhythm]

HE'S LISTENING TO YOU OVER ME.

Stop giving him advice.

[inui]

I'm trying to help him get healthy so he can better serve you. Why is this a problem?

[ridingtherhythm]

HE'S FINE THE WAY HE IS. If you don't stop telling him otherwise we're gonna have a bigger problem.

[inui]

In the end it's his decision.

[supergreatmomo]

 

[ridingtherhythm]

THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

[inui]

Well, you won't be able to fight me right now. I'm abroad.

[ridingtherhythm]

WHEN YOU COME BACK YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!

[inui]

Ii data.

[ridingtherhythm]

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[supergreatmomo]

IF THEY AREN'T LEAN, YOU WON'T BE GETTING INTO SENGOKU'S NEXT OUTFIT!

[ridingtherhythm]

I WILL RUN TWICE AS MUCH TO MAKE MY POINT.

[supergreatmomo]

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME! WHAT ABOUT REHEARSAL?

[ridingtherhythm]

Sleep is unnecessary.

[supergreatmomo]

You'll get dark circles and the girls will hate you.

[ridingtherhythm]

No they won't. Pandas are cute!

[supergreatmomo]

They're also fat.

[ridingtherhythm]

Yeah well. I'll put a pillow under my shirt. GONNA COOK DELICIOUS BURGERS THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE NOW.