supergreatmomo | So... sick ...

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Current Location: Kamio's apartment, Tokyo, the toilet

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So... sick ...

Kamio... need night off.... drank ... fitness ... juice.... empty belly. Getting more empty. Can you have negative empty...? No one use the toilet. Ever.

Echizen, I don't think the food poisoning you had was anything to do with kangaroo...

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There was a 94% chance this would happen.

I left clearly marked instructions that you weren't supposed to drink the juices on an empty stomach.

It wasn't empty until I drank that ... that .... juice!

94%?! Shouldn't you warn someone of those kind of odds?

I did account for your stupidity with I sent you the items.

The only thing I can think of is that you drank the cleansing juice before week four and that's why you're in the bathroom.

Obviously not very well!

... there's an order to those things?! On of them is supposed to make you puke?!

~~Obviously you are illiterate.~~

If I made it child proof, there would have been little point.

Yes. That's why they were marked "Week 1," "Week 2," etc. Did you ignore that?

BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN?! HOW CAN THAT BE GOOD FOR ADULTS?

Eh, I thought it didn't matter. They all looked the same.

No, because you are a child that cannot be trusted with simple explanation.

They were marked for a reason. I take it you didn't read any of the other supplemental information.

What, exactly, was the point of you following my regimen if you weren't going to actually follow it?

I SIGNED UP FOR A TRAINING REGIME! NOT A LIBRARY COURSE!

With any regimen, you need to fully read the instructions to get the maximum benefit.

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YOU'RE SO FUCKING DEAD WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!

... too .... late ... gonna die now.

Not you. I'M GONNA KILL INUI.

You're NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. STOP DYING. DON'T DO THAT.

Oh. That's all right then.

Hey! IT ISN'T SOMETHING I CAN CONTROL!

Yeah. Well. TRY.

On it. Somewhat.

You can blame your bodyguard for his incompetence. I did not force him to go out of order. Clearly he needs to read instructions.

MOMO CAN'T READ INSTRUCTIONS SO I CAN BLAME YOU. YOU'RE BEING BLAMED.

GONNA PUNCH YOU IN YOUR BIG GOOFY FACE!

Why on Earth would you hire someone who can't read?

HE CAN READ SOME THINGS.

Not like I hired him to be a songwriter or anything.

I could write songs!

About... toilets.... and vomit. Very... relatable...

...Yeah, don't do that.

Toilets! Toilets are full of crap! Crap crap crap crap.

JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT TYPING IN CAPSLOCK DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T HIT YOU IN THE FACE!

I have no doubts about your wish to participate in a physical altercation, but you can't completely blame me for your bodyguard's incompetence. Some blame needs to be shared.