Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[supergreatmomo]

Aren't you going out to dinner with him?

[supergreatmomo]

I AM NOT HIS MINION. YOU CAN BE KAMIO'S FAN #124.

[ridingtherhythm]

That's very....romance-programy?

[inquisitive_kit]

Yes, I am but you don't have to be dating to have dinner with someone. You can be just friends or as in this case semi-friends with a bent toward being enemies.

[inquisitive_kit]

What is?

[inquisitive_kit]

You ARE his minion and I am KAMIO'S FAN #1!

[ridingtherhythm]

Thanks An-chan. Would you like tickets for my next concert? If you've made up your mind not to like my music anymore, well, there will be other bands there too.

It looks like he got the memo. Sorta.

[supergreatmomo]

.... what?

Are you going out to dinner with anyone else next week? If not, it's a date.

[supergreatmomo]

YOU! You don't even know what his ass feels like!

[supergreatmomo]

SUCK.

[ridingtherhythm]

The nickname.

[inquisitive_kit]

I don't want to know what his arse feels like. That's highly disrespectful and it's mean of you to keep bringing up the topic of his private bits in public. It'll be humiliating for him, if and when certain fans or anti-fans see the comments.

[inquisitive_kit]

Hardly, Atobe only uses it to annoy me. Now that it doesn't annoy me he'll probably find a different to try to get beneath my skin with.

[supergreatmomo]

.... You don't?


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(ooc: yes, the rest of your insightful comment was ignored, sorry!)

[ridingtherhythm]

Oh...that's...well...kinda weird. Why don't you just stop talking to him if he's annoying?

[inquisitive_kit]

I would love tickets to your next concert. :D




Are you sure? He seems kind of... dense, if you know what I mean.

[inquisitive_kit]

I don't.

[supergreatmomo]

Definitely dating. It's the whole love-hate thing. Saw it on TV.

[inquisitive_kit]

Atobe is an enemy that sometimes... not very often mind you... but sometimes does something that can only be constructed as something a friend would do. Therefore, we're friendly enemies... sort of.

[inquisitive_kit]

Because he refuses to remain ignorable. The man has the ability to drive you absolutely mad, no matter how stalwart your intention to ignore him is.

[ridingtherhythm]

REALLY?!?! Um PM me your address and I'll mail them out.

...The message is as across as it's gonna be.

[inquisitive_kit]

.... you're so dumb!

[ridingtherhythm]

...So you hate him...but you still hang out with him?

(ooc: He's trying to follow, he really is)

[inquisitive_kit]

Really! You are my favorite idol, after all. It'd take more than your idiot minion to make me hate you. AWESOME! I'll send it immediately. :D

[inquisitive_kit]

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.