Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

The cable company is coming later todayWHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STICK PANTIES TO THE WALL?! PERVERT!

[supergreatmomo]

Good. Did we get movie channels? How about the food network?

Hey! They're YOUR panties! How do I know what you want to do with them?

[ridingtherhythm]

We have the movie channels that come with the standard package. Ask the cable guy about the food network.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WEAR THEM. THEY WERE JUST IN WITH ALL THE OTHER STUFF FROM FANS...and ew, did you smell them or something?!

[supergreatmomo]

We totally need more movies. The standard package never contains the best ones.

YOU STILL KEPT THEM AND PACKED THEM TO COME HERE! I didn't have to smell. I think some of the venues you perform at run out of toilet paper waaaaay before your final act.

[ridingtherhythm]

Then get whatever package. I don't care.

EW EW EW DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THROW THEM OUT!!! I didn't pack them, they were just in a box that said Fan Stuff.

[supergreatmomo]

Right. I'm getting us the action special package. Guaranteed body count.

I can't throw them out, they're yours. Tell you what, I'll tuck them into your underwear drawers so you can't see the skid marks while you eat.

[ridingtherhythm]

THROW THEM OUT THROW THEM OUT!!!!!! I DON'T WANT SHIT IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER.

FAR AWAY.

[supergreatmomo]

Why? Do you have skid marks too?

[ridingtherhythm]

NO!!!!! I DEFINITELY DO NOT!!!

THROW. AWAY. THE. BOX.

Or no action package.

[supergreatmomo]

I can't throw away the box! How will it look if our first trash out of the apartment is just a pile of girls panties? We've only been here one night!

[ridingtherhythm]

THEN PUT IT IN THE TRASH BOX ACROSS THE STREET!

[supergreatmomo]

.... I think that building a nursery school.

Besides, burnable garbage isn't until Friday.

[ridingtherhythm]

AND MY ASS IS NOT SCRAWNY. I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR TAGS.

[supergreatmomo]

It's pretty scrawny. Has to be so you get into all that spandex.

[ridingtherhythm]

MY ASS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. You just can't tell because yours is so fat.

[supergreatmomo]

I'VE SEEN BIGGER ASSES ON YOUR FAN GIRLS! ... actually, that doesn't say too much.

AND MY ARSE IS SOLID MUSCLE.

[ridingtherhythm]

STOP LOOKING AT THEIR ASSES!

Prove it.

[supergreatmomo]

IT HARD NOT TO! THEY DON'T EXACTLY WEAR MUCH. DO YOU CONFISCATE CLOTHES AT THE DOOR?

Come here then.

[ridingtherhythm]

I don't think so. I can't really see much up on stage because of the lights.

I'm in a meeting, send a picture.

[supergreatmomo]

Oh right! So it's MY JOB to take they're clothes! Got it. I'm gonna be selective mind. There are somethings that should always be covered.

..... You want me to send you a picture of my ass while you're in a meeting?

[ridingtherhythm]

You're not supposed to take anyone's clothes! That's theft and possibly sexual harassment. I'll pretend not to know you.

...

On second thought, just wait until I get home.

[supergreatmomo]

Even if they give them to me?

How long is that going to be? I'm going to the gym.

[ridingtherhythm]

Generally the ones that give it to you...you definitely don't want it from.

A couple hours. I need to do a recording session and eat a dozen doughnuts.

[supergreatmomo]

How do you know? Did you take a survey of panties?

Sing fast. This ass is worth seeing.

[supergreatmomo]

We'll rent some this weekend.

No! It's naturally awesome!