Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[supergreatmomo]

What do you do, stop singing and check the label?

Ready and waiting, scrappy do.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO! I CAN WATCH STUFF AND SING AT THE SAME TIME.

If anyone is scrappy, it's you.

[supergreatmomo]

So you're basically up there perving at girls underwear? Are all idols that gross?

Not with my username. Check out your own. It says "I take it" allllll through it.

[ridingtherhythm]

WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE THE ONES THROWING THE UNDERWEAR AT ME. YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING ON PURPOSE!!

YOU IDIOT THAT'S A SONG NOT A SEXUAL POSITION!!! Pervert.

[supergreatmomo]

YOU'RE THE ONE DOING A ON STAGE CENSUS OF PANTIES!

And who wrote that song?

[ridingtherhythm]

BECAUSE THEY'RE IN MY WAY!

And who is the one listening to it right now?

[supergreatmomo]

There aren't THAT many!

Yup! And I'm thinking of you riding, just as you say.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO BUT THEY ARE BEING THROWN AT ME. IF SOMEONE THREW PANTIES AT YOU, I BET YOU WOULD LOOK AT THEM!!!

....PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supergreatmomo]

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET IMMUNE OR SOMETHING? NOT START COUNTING!

HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE SINGING IT!

[ridingtherhythm]

I'M STILL A GUY...And I'm new to this...

I MEANT DANCING...AND YOU'RE THE ONE FANTASIZING TO IT YOU WEIRDO!!!

[supergreatmomo]

Thems a lot of panties. And none of them are that pretty. The best pair was gold spandex.

YOUR WORDS PUT THE IMAGES THERE!

[ridingtherhythm]

They're still flying through the air in my direction.

STOP LISTENING I FEEL VIOLATED!!!

[supergreatmomo]

They're just cotton. Ignore them!

You want me to stop listening to your music? Are you allowed to say that as a pop idol?

[ridingtherhythm]

THEY HAVE PATTERNS!

Stop thinking perverted things about my music. THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT WHEN I WROTE IT!

[supergreatmomo]

What? Made out of iron so you have to duck?

IT'S WHAT YOU SAID!

[inquisitive_kit]

See my previous comment.

[inquisitive_kit]

I think the two of you have managed what no other has ever done.

[ridingtherhythm]

....And what's that?

[supergreatmomo]

ROCK. HER. WORLD. OBV.

[inquisitive_kit]

You see this.... this is me rolling my eyes at your stupidity.

[supergreatmomo]

..... You look the same as usual.

[inquisitive_kit]

Broke my heart ;___;



I always believed you were far better than other guys, but you aren't :(

[supergreatmomo]

His ass is a bit scrawnier than average.

[inquisitive_kit]

You really are fixated on his ass, aren't you? Maybe he isn't as safe with you as you want him to think, minion.

[ridingtherhythm]

No, I'm not better. I wish I was. I'm trying to be.

So you tell me. What can I do to set it right?