Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

No, I'm not better. I wish I was. I'm trying to be.

So you tell me. What can I do to set it right?

[supergreatmomo]

WHAT A SUCK! YOU GOT THAT FROM A LINE IN A ROMANCE NOVEL, DIDN'T YOU?

[ridingtherhythm]

I DON'T READ ROMANCE NOVELS!!!!! I can't remember the last time I read something that wasn't sheet music...

...Do you?

[supergreatmomo]

READ. WATCH TV. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

NO. I tried Twilight. Didn't get it.

[ridingtherhythm]

EXACTLY. Though I can't remember the last time I sat around and did that either.

Is that why you do your hair like that?

[inquisitive_kit]

Guys can be such jerks, but at least you admit it.



Kick your minion for me and tell him to stop fantasizing about your ass. Only your fan girls or lovers are allowed to do that. :/

[supergreatmomo]

It's a LINE. How can girls fall for that?!

AND NO! WE DO NOT NEED YOUR PANTIES IN THE BOX.

[inquisitive_kit]

It isn't a line. He doesn't have the finesse to pull off insincere lines. He can't even lie successfully.



Get your perverted mind away the topic of my panties!

[ridingtherhythm]

Don't worry about him. He's just jealous.

What's your name?

[supergreatmomo]

"Sweetling" according to her boyfriend. Weird name.

[inquisitive_kit]

It isn't and he is NOT my boyfriend.

[supergreatmomo]

Aren't you going out to dinner with him?

[inquisitive_kit]

Yes, I am but you don't have to be dating to have dinner with someone. You can be just friends or as in this case semi-friends with a bent toward being enemies.

[supergreatmomo]

.... what?

Are you going out to dinner with anyone else next week? If not, it's a date.

[ridingtherhythm]

That's very....romance-programy?

[inquisitive_kit]

What is?

[ridingtherhythm]

The nickname.

[inquisitive_kit]

Tachibana An, but you can call me An-chan. Your minion, however, had better address me as Tachibana-sama.

[supergreatmomo]

I AM NOT HIS MINION. YOU CAN BE KAMIO'S FAN #124.

[inquisitive_kit]

You ARE his minion and I am KAMIO'S FAN #1!

[supergreatmomo]

YOU! You don't even know what his ass feels like!

[ridingtherhythm]

Thanks An-chan. Would you like tickets for my next concert? If you've made up your mind not to like my music anymore, well, there will be other bands there too.

It looks like he got the memo. Sorta.

[supergreatmomo]

SUCK.

[inquisitive_kit]

I would love tickets to your next concert. :D




Are you sure? He seems kind of... dense, if you know what I mean.

[ridingtherhythm]

REALLY?!?! Um PM me your address and I'll mail them out.

...The message is as across as it's gonna be.