Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

THEY HAVE PATTERNS!

Stop thinking perverted things about my music. THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT WHEN I WROTE IT!

[supergreatmomo]

What? Made out of iron so you have to duck?

IT'S WHAT YOU SAID!

[inquisitive_kit]

See my previous comment.

[inquisitive_kit]

I think the two of you have managed what no other has ever done.

[ridingtherhythm]

....And what's that?

[supergreatmomo]

ROCK. HER. WORLD. OBV.

[inquisitive_kit]

You see this.... this is me rolling my eyes at your stupidity.

[supergreatmomo]

..... You look the same as usual.

[inquisitive_kit]

Broke my heart ;___;



I always believed you were far better than other guys, but you aren't :(

[supergreatmomo]

His ass is a bit scrawnier than average.

[inquisitive_kit]

You really are fixated on his ass, aren't you? Maybe he isn't as safe with you as you want him to think, minion.

[supergreatmomo]

With me?! No place safer! I am a super great body guard. I'll keep his ass and the rest of his bits totally secure!

[ridingtherhythm]

No, I'm not better. I wish I was. I'm trying to be.

So you tell me. What can I do to set it right?

[supergreatmomo]

WHAT A SUCK! YOU GOT THAT FROM A LINE IN A ROMANCE NOVEL, DIDN'T YOU?

[ridingtherhythm]

I DON'T READ ROMANCE NOVELS!!!!! I can't remember the last time I read something that wasn't sheet music...

...Do you?

[supergreatmomo]

READ. WATCH TV. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

NO. I tried Twilight. Didn't get it.

[ridingtherhythm]

EXACTLY. Though I can't remember the last time I sat around and did that either.

Is that why you do your hair like that?

[inquisitive_kit]

Guys can be such jerks, but at least you admit it.



Kick your minion for me and tell him to stop fantasizing about your ass. Only your fan girls or lovers are allowed to do that. :/

[supergreatmomo]

It's a LINE. How can girls fall for that?!

AND NO! WE DO NOT NEED YOUR PANTIES IN THE BOX.

[inquisitive_kit]

It isn't a line. He doesn't have the finesse to pull off insincere lines. He can't even lie successfully.



Get your perverted mind away the topic of my panties!

[ridingtherhythm]

Don't worry about him. He's just jealous.

What's your name?

[supergreatmomo]

"Sweetling" according to her boyfriend. Weird name.

[inquisitive_kit]

It isn't and he is NOT my boyfriend.

[ridingtherhythm]

That's very....romance-programy?

[inquisitive_kit]

Tachibana An, but you can call me An-chan. Your minion, however, had better address me as Tachibana-sama.