Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[supergreatmomo]

IT HARD NOT TO! THEY DON'T EXACTLY WEAR MUCH. DO YOU CONFISCATE CLOTHES AT THE DOOR?

Come here then.

[ridingtherhythm]

I don't think so. I can't really see much up on stage because of the lights.

I'm in a meeting, send a picture.

[supergreatmomo]

Oh right! So it's MY JOB to take they're clothes! Got it. I'm gonna be selective mind. There are somethings that should always be covered.

..... You want me to send you a picture of my ass while you're in a meeting?

[ridingtherhythm]

You're not supposed to take anyone's clothes! That's theft and possibly sexual harassment. I'll pretend not to know you.

...

On second thought, just wait until I get home.

[supergreatmomo]

Even if they give them to me?

How long is that going to be? I'm going to the gym.

[ridingtherhythm]

Generally the ones that give it to you...you definitely don't want it from.

A couple hours. I need to do a recording session and eat a dozen doughnuts.

[supergreatmomo]

How do you know? Did you take a survey of panties?

Sing fast. This ass is worth seeing.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO. It's just...in general!

It's big enough for me to see from here, if I tried.

[supergreatmomo]

How can anything involving panties be "in general"?

SOLID MUSCLE. Won't budge and inch if you pummel it.

[ridingtherhythm]

Hello, I get them thrown at me every time I do a concert.

Is that an invitation to kick it?

[supergreatmomo]

I thought you said you couldn't see anything up there.

You can try. I probably won't notice.

[ridingtherhythm]

I see things that are sent as projectiles onto the stage.

We'll see about that.

[supergreatmomo]

Enough to see the patterns on them? Shouldn't you be concentrating on singing?

Ready and waiting, scrawny ass.

[ridingtherhythm]

I CAN'T HELP IT. FLYING PROJECTILE. IT'S NATURAL TO LOOK.

NOT SCRAWNY. YOU'LL SEE!

[supergreatmomo]

What do you do, stop singing and check the label?

Ready and waiting, scrappy do.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO! I CAN WATCH STUFF AND SING AT THE SAME TIME.

If anyone is scrappy, it's you.

[supergreatmomo]

So you're basically up there perving at girls underwear? Are all idols that gross?

Not with my username. Check out your own. It says "I take it" allllll through it.

[ridingtherhythm]

WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE THE ONES THROWING THE UNDERWEAR AT ME. YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING ON PURPOSE!!

YOU IDIOT THAT'S A SONG NOT A SEXUAL POSITION!!! Pervert.

[supergreatmomo]

YOU'RE THE ONE DOING A ON STAGE CENSUS OF PANTIES!

And who wrote that song?

[ridingtherhythm]

BECAUSE THEY'RE IN MY WAY!

And who is the one listening to it right now?

[supergreatmomo]

There aren't THAT many!

Yup! And I'm thinking of you riding, just as you say.

[ridingtherhythm]

NO BUT THEY ARE BEING THROWN AT ME. IF SOMEONE THREW PANTIES AT YOU, I BET YOU WOULD LOOK AT THEM!!!

....PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supergreatmomo]

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET IMMUNE OR SOMETHING? NOT START COUNTING!

HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE SINGING IT!

[ridingtherhythm]

I'M STILL A GUY...And I'm new to this...

I MEANT DANCING...AND YOU'RE THE ONE FANTASIZING TO IT YOU WEIRDO!!!

[supergreatmomo]

Thems a lot of panties. And none of them are that pretty. The best pair was gold spandex.

YOUR WORDS PUT THE IMAGES THERE!