Da boys R back in town

[supergreatmomo]

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

The cable company is coming later todayWHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STICK PANTIES TO THE WALL?! PERVERT!

[supergreatmomo]

Good. Did we get movie channels? How about the food network?

Hey! They're YOUR panties! How do I know what you want to do with them?

[ridingtherhythm]

We have the movie channels that come with the standard package. Ask the cable guy about the food network.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WEAR THEM. THEY WERE JUST IN WITH ALL THE OTHER STUFF FROM FANS...and ew, did you smell them or something?!

[supergreatmomo]

We totally need more movies. The standard package never contains the best ones.

YOU STILL KEPT THEM AND PACKED THEM TO COME HERE! I didn't have to smell. I think some of the venues you perform at run out of toilet paper waaaaay before your final act.

[ridingtherhythm]

Then get whatever package. I don't care.

EW EW EW DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THROW THEM OUT!!! I didn't pack them, they were just in a box that said Fan Stuff.

[supergreatmomo]

Right. I'm getting us the action special package. Guaranteed body count.

I can't throw them out, they're yours. Tell you what, I'll tuck them into your underwear drawers so you can't see the skid marks while you eat.

[ridingtherhythm]

THROW THEM OUT THROW THEM OUT!!!!!! I DON'T WANT SHIT IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER.

FAR AWAY.

[supergreatmomo]

Why? Do you have skid marks too?

[ridingtherhythm]

NO!!!!! I DEFINITELY DO NOT!!!

THROW. AWAY. THE. BOX.

Or no action package.

[supergreatmomo]

I can't throw away the box! How will it look if our first trash out of the apartment is just a pile of girls panties? We've only been here one night!

[ridingtherhythm]

THEN PUT IT IN THE TRASH BOX ACROSS THE STREET!

[supergreatmomo]

.... I think that building a nursery school.

Besides, burnable garbage isn't until Friday.

[ridingtherhythm]

...It's not like the kids would open it or anything...right?

Ugh, fine. Spray it with oust and shove it under the sink or something.

[supergreatmomo]

I dunno. You can kinda see through the bags... The garbage men might think something bad was going on.

OK, I hid it.

[ridingtherhythm]

Come with me to the studio Friday, we'll throw it out there.

[supergreatmomo]

Fine. But you're carrying the box.

[ridingtherhythm]

Fine, but you have to put it in the trash.

[supergreatmomo]

Done.