Meeting celebrities

[supergreatmomo]

Hey Kamio -- there's totally someone more famous than you hanging out in McDonalds.

Plus, the counter girl is really hot. Bet her panties are better than any in your collection.

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[ridingtherhythm]

WHO?! IS IT GACKT?!?!?! GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!

I DON'T HAVE A COLLECTION!!!

[supergreatmomo]

Gak-who? No! Whoever that is, this is waaaay cooler. It's that tennis player in Pro Monthly! The little cute one.

[ridingtherhythm]

GACKT YOU IDIOT. GACKT.

That's still pretty cool though. Echi- something. He did pretty well in the US Open.

[supergreatmomo]

Do you have something stuck in your throat? No one said anything to me about medical stuff. You're on your own!

ECHIZEN. Or... maybe Koshimae. I'm sure someone called him that.

[ridingtherhythm]

HE'S AN ARTIST!! I'm going to make you listen to him tonight.

...I'm not sure, the second one sounds right too.

[supergreatmomo]

So he's like your rival? Shouldn't you be burning his CDs?

Well, it doesn't matter! He's here!

[ridingtherhythm]

NO WAY. I LOVE HIS MUSIC!!! Other artists aren't necessarily rivals. Do you consider other butlers rivals?

SO ASK HIM!

[supergreatmomo]

I'm not a butler! I'm a body guard! When did I ever make you tea? Do you even have a teapot? And if people buy his singles, they don't buy yours. I say we stake out his house and nab him.

He's gonna do it once I win this burger eating competition.

[ridingtherhythm]

HEY I TOTALLY HAVE A TEAPOT. IT'S AN AWESOME TEAPOT TOO! You should use to uh, make me tea sometime. People can buy more than one single. IT'S LIKE MY DREAM TO PERFORM WITH HIM SO YOU CAN'T NAB HIM!

Let me know.

[supergreatmomo]

You have a teapot? That's really girly.

Body guards do not make tea!

OK, so we nab him and MAKE him perform with you. Then we kill him.

[ridingtherhythm]

HOW IS THAT GIRLY!!!! I LIKE TEA SO I HAVE A TEAPOT. IF YOU'RE GONNA JUDGE MY TEAPOT I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR IT ANYWAY. YOU CAN'T MAKE TEA AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY.

If you kill Gackt I'll strangle you with the thong collection.

[supergreatmomo]

FINE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE TEA. BECAUSE I'M A MAN, YOU SCRAWNY ASSED DANCING BOY.

I'd see that coming. You'd spend all day trying to bring yourself to take one out the box.

[ridingtherhythm]

PLENTY OF MANLY MEN LIKE TEA IN JAPAN. I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, J.LO!!! Except you can't sing.

That's what gloves are for.

[supergreatmomo]

THIS CHEST IS MUSCLE NOT BOOBS. DO YOU NEED TO FEEL THAT TOO?

You'd have to burn the gloves after.

[ridingtherhythm]

MAYBE I DO. IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN YOUR ASS ECLIPSES HERS!!!

Well, yeah. BUT I'D STILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THE UNDERWEAR.

[supergreatmomo]

IT ONLY ECLIPSES IT BECAUSE IT ROCKS THAT HARD.

That's really perverted. Can't you use a rope?

[ridingtherhythm]

OR BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER!

Why would I have a strangling rope in my apartment?

[supergreatmomo]

WITH MUSCLE! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY BUTT.

I dunno... might be useful for all sorts of things. I'll pick one up in town.

[ridingtherhythm]

I'M NOT JEALOUS!!! I WOULDN'T FIT INTO MY COSTUMES WITH AN ASS THAT BIG!!

Not a bad idea.

[supergreatmomo]

DAMN STRAIGHT! THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A MAN! NOT A DANCING PIXIE.

[ridingtherhythm]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A DANCING PIXIE?!?! JUST BECAUSE I'M A PERFORMER DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A MAN!!

[karupin]

Give me one of those burgers and I'll sign your paper bag.

[supergreatmomo]

Really?! But wait, I totally need those burgers. I worked hard today!

[karupin]

Too bad. I'm still hungry, and it's not like you can eat all of those.

[supergreatmomo]

Eat all of these? This is just the appetizer!

[karupin]

Really?

I'll order the same amount. If I finish before you, you have to buy the next course.

[supergreatmomo]

And if I finish first, you have to sign something. But it better be more long lasting than a burger wrapper. Maybe my chest!

[karupin]

You're on.

(ooc: Echizen has sat right next to him with the burgers)

[supergreatmomo]

Start eating, short stuff!

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(ooc: Momo will have gaped, but it won't have stopped him eating XD)

[karupin]

Call me short again and you're not getting an autograph.

(ooc: Echizen glares mildly, but manages to eat a burger the size of his face in two bites)

[supergreatmomo]

You are kinda shorter than I was expecting. Do you ask the camera people to go for a particular angle?

[karupin]

You're as stupid as you look. Do you do that intentionally to your hair when you leave the house in the morning?

(ooc: The little guy is gaining on you in burgers, Momo)

[supergreatmomo]

Yeah, because I'm not so lazy I have to wear a hat!

Hey! Are you chewing?

[karupin]

You'd be better off with one. And by the way, I can see the conversation you're having with rhythm guy up there. Shouldn't you know someone's name before getting their autograph?

Kinda.

[supergreatmomo]

Nah, I'll know it's from you.

If you don't chew, you'll get indigestion and you won't be able to play.

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(ooc: Momo attempts to grab Echizen's jaw and make it bite)

[karupin]

Not if I sign someone else's name.

You're gonna lose your fingers like that.

(ooc: Echizen snapped his teeth, as if to bite him)

[supergreatmomo]

It'll still be from you. Just a ... limited edition or something.

Hey! Stick to your burgers!

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(ooc: withdraws fingers hastily)

[karupin]

No one will believe you when you try to hawk it.

You should do the same. I'm winning.

[supergreatmomo]

I'm not hawking it! I'm keeping it. I'll pin it up in the apartment and tell everyone the panties collection is from you.

No way! You just can't count!

[karupin]

There are so many things wrong with that statement.

Count this.

(ooc: Echizen double stacked two burgers)

[supergreatmomo]

It'll be great! You can come over when it's done.

Ha! Call that a stack?

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(ooc: Yup. 3 burger stack)

[karupin]

Do you have any video games?

Not bad.

(ooc: Echizen matches him. He would go for four, but his hands wouldn't fit around it)

[supergreatmomo]

Uh. Do you like burgers?

Damn right.

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(ooc: Momo continues to eat by 3s)

[karupin]

Then sure. I'll come over and kick your ass at whatever games you have.

(ooc: So does Echizen, they're probably about neck and neck)