Meeting celebrities

[supergreatmomo]

Hey Kamio -- there's totally someone more famous than you hanging out in McDonalds.

Plus, the counter girl is really hot. Bet her panties are better than any in your collection.

Comments

[ridingtherhythm]

WHO?! IS IT GACKT?!?!?! GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!

I DON'T HAVE A COLLECTION!!!

[supergreatmomo]

Gak-who? No! Whoever that is, this is waaaay cooler. It's that tennis player in Pro Monthly! The little cute one.

[ridingtherhythm]

GACKT YOU IDIOT. GACKT.

That's still pretty cool though. Echi- something. He did pretty well in the US Open.

[supergreatmomo]

Do you have something stuck in your throat? No one said anything to me about medical stuff. You're on your own!

ECHIZEN. Or... maybe Koshimae. I'm sure someone called him that.

[ridingtherhythm]

HE'S AN ARTIST!! I'm going to make you listen to him tonight.

...I'm not sure, the second one sounds right too.

[supergreatmomo]

So he's like your rival? Shouldn't you be burning his CDs?

Well, it doesn't matter! He's here!

[ridingtherhythm]

NO WAY. I LOVE HIS MUSIC!!! Other artists aren't necessarily rivals. Do you consider other butlers rivals?

SO ASK HIM!

[supergreatmomo]

I'm not a butler! I'm a body guard! When did I ever make you tea? Do you even have a teapot? And if people buy his singles, they don't buy yours. I say we stake out his house and nab him.

He's gonna do it once I win this burger eating competition.

[ridingtherhythm]

HEY I TOTALLY HAVE A TEAPOT. IT'S AN AWESOME TEAPOT TOO! You should use to uh, make me tea sometime. People can buy more than one single. IT'S LIKE MY DREAM TO PERFORM WITH HIM SO YOU CAN'T NAB HIM!

Let me know.

[supergreatmomo]

You have a teapot? That's really girly.

Body guards do not make tea!

OK, so we nab him and MAKE him perform with you. Then we kill him.

[ridingtherhythm]

HOW IS THAT GIRLY!!!! I LIKE TEA SO I HAVE A TEAPOT. IF YOU'RE GONNA JUDGE MY TEAPOT I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR IT ANYWAY. YOU CAN'T MAKE TEA AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY.

If you kill Gackt I'll strangle you with the thong collection.

[supergreatmomo]

FINE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE TEA. BECAUSE I'M A MAN, YOU SCRAWNY ASSED DANCING BOY.

I'd see that coming. You'd spend all day trying to bring yourself to take one out the box.

[ridingtherhythm]

PLENTY OF MANLY MEN LIKE TEA IN JAPAN. I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, J.LO!!! Except you can't sing.

That's what gloves are for.

[supergreatmomo]

THIS CHEST IS MUSCLE NOT BOOBS. DO YOU NEED TO FEEL THAT TOO?

You'd have to burn the gloves after.

[ridingtherhythm]

MAYBE I DO. IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN YOUR ASS ECLIPSES HERS!!!

Well, yeah. BUT I'D STILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THE UNDERWEAR.

[supergreatmomo]

IT ONLY ECLIPSES IT BECAUSE IT ROCKS THAT HARD.

That's really perverted. Can't you use a rope?

[ridingtherhythm]

OR BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER!

Why would I have a strangling rope in my apartment?

[supergreatmomo]

WITH MUSCLE! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY BUTT.

I dunno... might be useful for all sorts of things. I'll pick one up in town.

[ridingtherhythm]

I'M NOT JEALOUS!!! I WOULDN'T FIT INTO MY COSTUMES WITH AN ASS THAT BIG!!

Not a bad idea.

[supergreatmomo]

DAMN STRAIGHT! THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A MAN! NOT A DANCING PIXIE.

[ridingtherhythm]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A DANCING PIXIE?!?! JUST BECAUSE I'M A PERFORMER DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A MAN!!