All change!

[supergreatmomo]

Kamio! You noob. Your concert is at the same time at the ATP World Final! You HAVE to cancel. You don't even have a manager, so there's no point in going on, right? You'll just get more panties.

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[karupin]

Spoiler alert, but I'm gonna win.

[supergreatmomo]

That's like saying the good guys are gonna win in a movie. You KNOW that but you want to watch it anyway!

Besides, I've seen most of your other games. What if it's bad luck to miss this one?

[karupin]

True.

Yet, you still don't know my name.

[supergreatmomo]

Well, I thought it read "Echizen" but that little Tarzen boy at your matches shouts real loud so all I ever hear is "Koshimae".

[karupin]

Kintarou is an idiot. My name is Echizen.

[supergreatmomo]

Really? Koshimae has a better ring to it!

[karupin]

You'll get over it and live.

[supergreatmomo]

Or just ignore it and keep calling you Koshimae.

Or "hey, want to get a burger now?"

[karupin]

I'll respond to the second, not the first.

[ridingtherhythm]

I CAN'T CANCEL MY CONCERT!! World Finals or no, I can't disappoint my fans. Call in sick or something.

[supergreatmomo]

How can I call in sick? You'll be without a body guard. You'll probably get mauled by panties or something and suffocate.

[ridingtherhythm]

I'm gonna make a speech apologizing to my fans and asking that they keep their panties on during the concert. So I'll be fine.

[supergreatmomo]

They'll probably just mop you instead and then I'll feel bad. Jeez.

[ridingtherhythm]

Why would they do that if they paid to see my concert?

[supergreatmomo]

They're girls. Girls are weird. I mean, why do they throw their panties at you? You'd think they'd want to keep them on.

[ridingtherhythm]

I don't get it either...

[ridingtherhythm]

AND FOR THE LAST TIME MY ASS IS NOT SCRAWNY.

[supergreatmomo]

Compared to mine, it's a cherub of a rump.

[ridingtherhythm]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS HUGE.

[supergreatmomo]

HUGE BAD ROCK HARD ASS. DAMN STRAIGHT.

[ridingtherhythm]

IT'S 100 PERCENT LARD.

[supergreatmomo]

SOLID HARD LARD THAT'S ACTUALLY MUSCLES, YEAH!

[ridingtherhythm]

....Is that a real thing?

[supergreatmomo]

..... Maybe. What shall we have for dinner?

[ridingtherhythm]

Don't care. I can make some curry or something.

[supergreatmomo]

Sounds good. Make enough for at least 4.

[ridingtherhythm]

Who else is coming?

[supergreatmomo]

No one. But you only make enough for scrawny people like you! Your bodyguard needs a real meal!

[ridingtherhythm]

Yeah, yeah. Make yourself useful and set the table.

[supergreatmomo]

I plonked a couple of plates in front of the TV. "Iron Chef" is on in 5.

[ridingtherhythm]

Cool. Food should be done by then.