supergreatmomo: (Angry)
Momoshiro Takeshi ([personal profile] supergreatmomo) wrote2012-04-12 11:11 pm

Lube

OI SHISHIDO! CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE HEADING INTO THE BATHROOM WITH A POT OF VASELINE?

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(ooc: sorry, Shishido, but it was too suggestive of an image not to comment on XD)
ridingtherhythm: (are you sniffing glue?)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-12 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My face hurts, get over it. Pervert.
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-12 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY FACE WHEN YOU LIFTED SHISHIDO UP BY THE ASS!!!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There's seriously something wrong with you.

YOU WANT VASELINE. I'LL GIVE YOU VASELINE!!!

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(ooc: Cue Kamio sprinting out of the bathroom with the huge jar in vaseline to rub into Momo's hair)
ridingtherhythm: (creepy grin)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
HAH! Like you'd even know.

(ooc: Yup, Momos hair is nice and greased with gobs of vaseline)
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL, YOU WERE THE ONE MOLESTING SHISHIDO!!!

NOT WITHOUT ME, YOU IDIOT.
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Ew. AND NOT FOR THAT! MY FACE HURT FROM BEING SCARRED FOR LIFE FOR SO LONG AFTER SEEING THAT.

FINE. TRY TO WASH YOUR HAIR. I'LL PUT MORE VASELINE IN IT!
ridingtherhythm: (creepy grin)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
JUST TRY IT! ...There's always toilet cleaner.
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...DON'T YOU DARE!!!
ridingtherhythm: (im totally smart 8|)

Re: OOC

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
<3333

Hi drunk El
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T. YOU. DARE!
ridingtherhythm: (ZOMG)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ooc: He ran away)
ridingtherhythm: (WTF)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I HOPE YOU GET VASELINE-D IN YOUR SLEEP!
ridingtherhythm: (say whatttt?)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I DUNNO!!! Well, I'd put it in your hair and on your face, but not where you're thinking.
ridingtherhythm: (im totally smart 8|)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...

WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT ON THE SAME PAGE!

I'm not gonna put anything in your butt while you're asleep. THERE!
ridingtherhythm: (are you sniffing glue?)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did this even need to be said?

FINE, NO TOILET CLEANER! I'll find something else.
ridingtherhythm: (say whatttt?)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-13 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I definitely didn't start it.
ridingtherhythm: (the black coat)

[personal profile] ridingtherhythm 2012-04-14 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
...But I'm not wearing pants.
yagyuu: (sensei)

[personal profile] yagyuu 2012-04-12 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Never ask questions you might not be prepared to handle the answer of.
yagyuu: (studious)

[personal profile] yagyuu 2012-04-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
An enema. Which your friend would most likely prefer to keep private ?
yagyuu: (glasses)

[personal profile] yagyuu 2012-04-13 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Enema, Momoshiro-kun. And of course, when inserting anything into the rectum lubricant should always play a major part.
yagyuu: (Business)

[personal profile] yagyuu 2012-04-14 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That is good to hear.
shishido: (annoyed)

[personal profile] shishido 2012-04-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even going to dignify this with an answer.

(ooc: never even made it)
yanagi_renji: (Default)

[personal profile] yanagi_renji 2012-04-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
My, my.
yanagi_renji: (Default)

[personal profile] yanagi_renji 2012-04-18 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, how may I assist you?