Lube

[supergreatmomo]

OI SHISHIDO! CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE HEADING INTO THE BATHROOM WITH A POT OF VASELINE?

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(ooc: sorry, Shishido, but it was too suggestive of an image not to comment on XD)

Comments

[supergreatmomo]

HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN WITHOUT YOU DOING IT?

[ridingtherhythm]

I DUNNO!!! Well, I'd put it in your hair and on your face, but not where you're thinking.

[supergreatmomo]

... You wouldn't use lube?

[ridingtherhythm]

...

WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT ON THE SAME PAGE!

I'm not gonna put anything in your butt while you're asleep. THERE!

[supergreatmomo]

WELL GOOD! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE PERVERTED!

And I won't do the same to you.

Unless you cover my hair with toilet cleaner, then the duck is going in.

[ridingtherhythm]

Why did this even need to be said?

FINE, NO TOILET CLEANER! I'll find something else.

[supergreatmomo]

I'm pretty sure you started it.

Fine then.

[ridingtherhythm]

I definitely didn't start it.

[supergreatmomo]

SO DID! By ... by ... the vaseline and and THOSE PANTS.

[ridingtherhythm]

...But I'm not wearing pants.