Super Great Momoshiro Bodyguarding

For my birthday, I want to eat at EVERY McDONALDS IN TOKYO!

Echizen, I'd invite you but eh, you'd be sick by the third place and be a dead weight for the rest of the day.

Does that pink dog eat burger wrappers? That could be useful.

Hey Kamio! I'm feeling better. Are you really going to hunt zombies? If so, I'm gonna have to protect your scrawny ass.

Inui-san... I appreciate your effort, but totally tried to poison me. If I'm going to die, I'd rather go from burger consumption.

... uh, Shishido... do you think the wind changed and fixed Kamio's face like that forever? Because he hasn't changed his expression in a REALLY long time.

Sengoku is gonna be pissed. I don't think that look is boy band stuff.

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(ooc: based on Kamio's reaction in this log)

So.... Inui-san... I'd like to give this training regime a go. How much will it cost?

There you go, Echizen!!



One burger soup!

Tastes just like the real thing! Just... sloppier. But it's only what you'd do with your teeth.

And Oi, Kamio! If you tell us all one more time you're a member of Shinee at breakfast, I'm gonna tattoo the word 'shinee' to your ass. Or at least the first 2 letters, since that's all that'll fit.

What do butlers do when they're sacked? Kirihara, are you setting yourself up to be Yukimura-san's bodyguard? I could totally give you some advice about guarding skinny asses!

I.

feel.

so.

ill.


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(ooc: yes, he ate all the burger tree at once and followed it by the yakiniku food from Shishido.

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Kamio! You noob. Your concert is at the same time at the ATP World Final! You HAVE to cancel. You don't even have a manager, so there's no point in going on, right? You'll just get more panties.

Oi Kamio! I totally unpacked us, since I can't guard your back while you're in a meeting all day.

The sofa is in prime position in front of the TV, but we still gotta get cable. I put all your girl's panties in one of the moving boxes in the living room. If you want them stuck to the walls or something, you'll have to get more thumb tacks because I used all the ones you had putting up posters. Oh, and some of them will need a wash.


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(ooc: Kamio is a pop idol who has just moved to Tokyo with Momo hired to be his body guard. That'll keep him out of trouble, oh yes....)